Genies October 24, 2008
Posted by myth in Scrambled eggs.add a comment
If i ever find a genie, I hope it wouldn’t be diabolical with a degree in law and it wont dig loopholes out of my naive wishes and use me as a pawn in its purposeless game of “you suck, I win”. so when i find a genie, I hope it wouldn’t be a crackhead which only comprehends odd numbered words in even numbered sentences and grants prime numbered wishes on rainy days. But if i did encounter a genie, that wouldn’t be a cursed ugly looking frog that would grant a wish only when i kiss is fluttered its way on a moonless night in a roadside swamp.
