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Wholesome crap September 30, 2008

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It had been an untimely revelation, but now its been a consistent fact of life.

Most of it is crap.

Since I quite bravely resgined to being around it, It still takes my breath away and one of these days chokes me. As resistance is utter useless, (rememebr the other post on specks) I have a clever plan to feel bright and shiny inspite of the caraaap.

The advent of the next wave of crap (which is in 12 minutes), I will try to fish for wholesome crap. The ones that make you say – been there, sink that    :D

Crap Rule: Life shoves you crap, you cant escape with a shovel but take a oar and be a kayak

Max Payne September 23, 2008

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Ever since a dear friend introduced me to Max Payne’s world of lovely quotes, I wondered when we will see the movie adaptation

not yet! September 16, 2008

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http://www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/

Not yet

But then again, collapsing protons not child’s play. Higgs Boson if detected, makes all the three fundemental particles of standard theory – a reality.  AY!

But what I really want is not to know if a particles exists with zero spin ,or no mass or weak force due to mass….but if i can have a unified theory!

I know highly unscientific of me not to know the details, but I just had enough of theories in every other field, i mean even ones like human resource management—so the need of the hour is

THEORY OF EVERYTHING

Just imagine how easy would it be, you enter a class, the first lecture starts

Professor wirtes down a theory

End of it!                    :D

All the term you just poke and have fun with one nice proven statement       :sigh:

So LHC’s dont disturb my sleep for Standard theory doesnt account for gravity.

What does this exclusion actually mean?

No unification!

Meaning no One theory

So, let those boys break,make, mate photons for all I care

Caution:

The author is currently overloaded with information from various term subjects and has a knowledge clot in her tiny head.

Hence any attempts to dipense knowledge is not recommended AS it might be fatal and deadly

September 16, 2008

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It rains

Google :D September 11, 2008

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Dont we love google!

Dont we love google!

Specks existence September 9, 2008

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A fine friend of mine, let’s call him 21 (as that’s the one he goes by in some blags), has a knack of recklessly dispensing wisdom onto unassuming mortals. On one of his high moments, he told me how much significance an individual attains.

 

 

Zilch

Though one might be instantly scared shitless of the idea of being as significant as a speck of dust (which can at least show its glory in my eyes), it is indeed a wise way of thought. 21 is damn good at formulating escapist theories to answer even the most complex existentialistic enquiries.

The theory goes like this:

Our actions have absolutely no impact on the massive existence of the planet or the universe in general.

Let me eloborate

Since I am pretty sure no single individual destroyed Dinosaurs nor created first living cell (Friends of Noah, We really shouldn’t go there) nor found a way to time travel (suckers), this is an assumption anyone can be willing to accept.   

 

Following this would be the fact that- resistance is indeed, futile. Hence, all the Atlas guilt one seems to carry around can be shrugged. Just like the speck of dust, we can take comfort in the fact that we are not supposed to be burdened with existentialistic philosophic introspective torture. All the philosophers can take the day off and we mortal -wise -denizens can revel in this new found insignificance.          :D

Ditchclaimer :

Absolutely no significance is expected to be attached with this post.

Any new found proponents of it are not a part of any cult. I do not encourage any form of cult-ing unless it has monetary benefits for me or makes me famous.                :P

Any bloated egos around can be pinned out by this, this is open source in that context.

But then again any monetary benefits reaped will be a copyright violation and

we – will – sue – you.

Night September 5, 2008

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4:00
Ahem, Why was I supposed to wake up at 4? Yes that itch, where you feel you need to do something important like ,saving the world ..if can just be more specific.
Ooh yeah :D
remember the project ,bloody hell deadline is at 4.
My team members, bless them, have submitted 2 hours prior.

Next on agenda- wake up at 6 and go to library

6 00
Go to library
6 30
Come back , siesta round 2

8 30
Go to special dinner in the mess, Onam Special. People too time to dress up, sweet :P

9 30
Stuffed with sambhar, rasam, avial, kothu (i think) and desserts. Yummy

9 45
I guess a visit to library, but my head refuses to be of any use. Will have a deep conversation with my head

A day September 4, 2008

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Bang went 12:01. I am in the middle of a meeting, long over due and expected. And the day starts. Then the scene moves onto last minute scratching of our briliant heads to prepare the submissions.

1:30

Man time flies fast.Atleast the HR project seems to be taking some shape, it was corperal till then

1:35

Tring Tring. Apparently another party on C. Hmm, I could use the break, fried my head with a Human Resourcing case study anyways. People were having fun for Kajra re and In the end, that was crazy. Someone needs to address the problem of diminishing plastic cups. Me just took the empty one from a chap and made myself a drink, had to move before i canb finish it. But hey there were enough takers for the glass.

2:00

Back to the night mess for snacks. End up with a too salty roll and a tiny cup of coffee. I need mugs

3:00

Fumbled to the light switch, and hit the sack

sometime between 3 am and 7 am

Knock Knock….I am sure there were many beofre that. Roomie walks in, Wanted to say where she was, how was the party ,did they hit the dawn together and man i need water

Managed to say “Water”

 

8:30

My horrible samsung ring wakes me up. After a hard nights sleep, I completely agree with P, my alarm has a nightmarish -hair-raise-on-neck sound to it. Got to change it to jingle bells :D

9:00

Aloo,again and Puri. I head to bread and omlette. No salt. I guess i used up my days ration of salt in the roll. Frack!

9:15

Class starts, me facing the moral dilemma. Should I browse the net and be awake or respectfully not browse and face dreamy sleep.

Browsing it is!

2:15

Song stuck in the head. Socha hain!!!

Got mail with all the lyrics,now I can pretend to sing them perfectly. I knew I can count on my favorite Lucknowee to keep me updated on the Hindi front.Go SS.